gph 10:20 Sun Aug 14
What do you do when you score a bloody good goal...
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...completely and utterly by accident?
I was desperate to get a touch, any touch, on a high ball landing about 15 yards from goal in a six-a-side game. I hoped to control it in about three touches, but instead my first touch went horribly wrong... in the best possible way.
It looked like a perfect cushioned volley over the keeper into the top corner, and not just to me.
My first instinct was to confess (possibly because no women were watching).
I'm not sure if I regret this now
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mallard
10:36 Sun Aug 14
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Blatantly never happened
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Hammer and Pickle
10:36 Sun Aug 14
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All the goals I've scored have been pretty much by accident so don't ask me.
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Tomshardware
10:40 Sun Aug 14
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I always get the ball out the onion bag and wipe a bead of pre cum on the valve before trotting back to the centre waving a rattle as I do so.
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gph
11:19 Sun Aug 14
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mallard - whether it happened or not (it did) is not the main point.
Did Bobby Zamora mean his wonder goal against Birmingham (I'd give him the benefit of the doubt)?
Did Konchesky mean any of his gosses/croals to go in?
Has anyone in the professional game confessed to an accidental, but good-looking goal?
What do other WHOers do?
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mallard
11:23 Sun Aug 14
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You still haven't answered the thread title
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gph
11:24 Sun Aug 14
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I confessed.
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Gruesome Dump
11:44 Sun Aug 14
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It's always about you, Geep.
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gph
1:26 Mon Aug 15
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Every post is always a bit about the poster - obviously.
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HairyHammer
1:31 Mon Aug 15
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I would shout a confident 'Get in' and punch the air.
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HairyHammer
1:46 Mon Aug 15
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Direct answer to the question
I wake up.
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Ronald_antly
2:04 Mon Aug 15
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Of all the dozens of FANTASTIC goals I ever scored, not a single one had any element of accident or good fortune.
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The Joker
4:23 Mon Aug 15
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A firm handshake for the player who last played the ball to me then a brisk jog back to my half ready to go again.
All business.
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BubblesCyprus
8:42 Mon Aug 15
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Eddie Bow school of football !!
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Coffee
9:04 Mon Aug 15
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Ronald_antly 2:04 Mon Aug 15
All own goals?
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Ronald_antly
10:15 Mon Aug 15
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Tsk!
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Lovejoy
11:16 Mon Aug 15
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10 push ups then a salute.
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Dan M
12:19 Mon Aug 15
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BubblesCyprus 8:42 Mon Aug 15
I used to play football with a bloke called Eddie Bow. Then years later discovered he was once On The Ball's sports teacher. Small world innit?
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norwaytips
2:01 Mon Aug 15
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Just turn away and nonchalantly jog back for the restart. :-)
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Zion
2:46 Mon Aug 15
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norwaytips 2:01 Mon Aug 15
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Your mum
2:56 Mon Aug 15
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Grab the corner flag & play air guitar
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